Asian NASCAR.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Women's rights.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

69.... is a number

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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