How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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