- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

A baby seal walks into a club.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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