What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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