Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Womens Basketball.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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