Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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pussy enough said

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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