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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

what did one computer say to the other .........

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