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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

New mission: refuse this mission

Jesse gets so many ladies

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

whats the capital of congo famine

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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