A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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boo

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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My name is Jeff

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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