ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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I went to work today....

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Anti Joke

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