Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Penis.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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