- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Women's Rights.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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