- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Fart

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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