What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

How's the weather? Good.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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