What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Feminism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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