- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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