- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

whos district champs not JM

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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