- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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