why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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