What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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breasts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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You all have Aids

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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