- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

When you have read this, you've already read it.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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