- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Vote this down and get DOXED

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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