Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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You.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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