An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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make me a sandwich!

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