- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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