What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Womens rights

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Women's rights.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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