Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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