Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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hi, im sober.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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