Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Arron Glass

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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