If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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