What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Boom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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