- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Knock, Knock No one was home.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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