Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I LIKE TRAINS

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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