What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Hi

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Women's rights

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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