Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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my bubbles!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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