Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Arron Glass

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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GIVE

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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