Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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