Got milk? No.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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