smug face >:}

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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pubic lice.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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