What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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