What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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