How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why is your face? Because.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Society.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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