What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A man walks into a pole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

The Bible

Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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