You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Mitch

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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