A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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God

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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pizzano is a tool.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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