Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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