- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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