- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why....... Because.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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