what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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SPAMS!!!

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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drugs.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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