- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Fruitcake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

come along children

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Obamacare!

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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